1. Bigyot – If the only text you receive for the day goes: “Your unlimited text service has expired.”
2. Jotho – We have an officemate who we’ll tell to wear pink because everyone else will, then the next day, everyone will be wearing blue.
3. Slitherdude – You post on your blog over and over how happy you are being single, but it doesn’t really matter because no one reads your blog.
4. No name – You bring a big car when you go out of town because you have a lot of imaginary friends.
5. Kyogs – If you invite all your imaginary friends to your birthday party…and nobody attends.
6. Morden/Boknoi/Hellgirl/KatC – If you text all your loved ones that you’re thinking of ending it all, and isa lang ang nag text back, at ang reply: “k”.
7. Dark Passion Play – If you have so many contacts in your phonebook, but none of them have you in theirs.
8. RC & Cess – You’ve been online for years, but you have zero friends of Facebook, zero followers on Twitter, and zero hits on your blog.
9. RKV – My mom didn’t love me. She gave my milk to the cat. It wasn’t even our cat. It was the neighbor’s cat.
10. Gorgeous Bitch – If you’re constantly surrounded by people, but you feel utterly alone.
11. RC & Cess/Heigen – You go from an orphanage straight to a home for the aged.
12. RC & Cess – We have a neighbor who set up 16 fictitious Facebook accounts just so he can have “friends”.
13. RC & Cess – Pag picture-taking, sa iyo lagi ibinibigay ang camera.
14. RC & Cess – Pag outing, mag-isa ka sa cottage good for 4, tapos 7 sila dun sa isa.
15. Whoabanana – You work hard to put food on the table, but each time you get home, they always forget to leave you some.
16. Sasha Purse – You’re on top of a building, threatening to jump. Below, you see your entire family all pointing to a billboard that says: “Nike. Just Do It.”
17. Mr. Perk – When the blueprint of our new house was being layed out, my tatay gave our room assignments, except for me. He forgot about me.
18. Sharkbait – They took years before they finally put a lapida on your grave. And when they finally did, it says: “Keep off the grass”.
19. Babyjen – If a taong grasa sees you and says: “Yuck, go away! Loserrrr!”
20. Dru – You bring all your latest gadgets and still, everyone ignores you. Wala na ngang nagmamahal sa iyo, ang bigat pa ng bag mo.
21. Urduja – You realize that in your solitude, you always clasp your hands together, because it’s the only way you”ll hold hands.
22. Tweety Kikay – Everyone runs to you for help, but when it’s your turn to ask for help, everyone’s “busy”.
23. Greg – You donate to a charity and they refuse your donation and tell you to: “shove it up your ass”.
24. Mr. Perk – Everytime you’re sick, all you ever get is: “O, ano nanamang arte yan?”
25. Sasha Purse – You can’t even say na nilangaw yung party mo, kasi kahit mga langaw, ayaw um-attend.
Well, it's not what you've expected that'll end up at ten, but it's more likely to be collection of people's opinion :)
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