Saturday, June 5, 2010
0 live by 101
1. It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer.
—Albert Einstein
2. Eighty percent of success is showing up.
—Woody Allen
3. I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.
—Wilson Mizner
4. The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance; it is the illusion of knowledge.
—Daniel J. Boorstin
5. The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.
—William Arthur Ward
6. If you don’t make mistakes, you’re not working on hard enough problems. And that’s a big mistake.
—Frank Wilczek
7. You can never get enough of what you don’t really need.
—Eric Hoffer
8. Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
—Albert Einstein
9. Do not confuse motion and progress. A rocking horse keeps moving but does not make any progress.
—Alfred A. Montapert
10. I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
—Bill Cosby
11. Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.
—Spanish Proverb
12. Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
—Oscar Wilde
13. There is a great difference between worry and concern. A worried person sees a problem, and a concerned person solves a problem.
—Harold Stephens
14. It is easier to fight for one’s principles than to live up to them.
—Alfred Adler
15. I hear: I forget / I see: I remember / I do: I understand
—Chinese Proverb
16. Discipline is just choosing between what you want now and what you want most.
—Unknown Author
17. The very best thing you can do for the whole world is to make the most of yourself.
—Wallace Wattles
18. Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.
—Barry LePatner
19. When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion.
—Abraham Lincoln
20. Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.
—Winston Churchill
Humor Quotes
21. If it weren’t for my lawyer, I’d still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging.
—Joe Martin
22. Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.
—Ambrose Bierce
23. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
—Noel Coward
24. The difference between death and taxes is death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
—Will Rogers
25. You know you’re getting old when you stop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
—George Burns
26. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
—Groucho Marx
27. Those are my principles. If you don’t like them I have others.
—Groucho Marx
28. Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
—Sam Levenson
29. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur. (Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)
—Unknown Author
30. The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
—Calvin Trillin
31. The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
—David Richerby
32. My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me.
—Garry Shandling
33. I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that either.
—Jack Benny
34. I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
—Lily Tomlin
35. If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
—Mel Brooks
36. If I only had a little humility, I’d be perfect.
—Ted Turner
37. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
—Henny Youngman
38. The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
—Groucho Marx
39. Hofstadter’s Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter’s Law.
—Douglas Hofstadter
40. Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.
—Franklin P. Jones
Otherwise Interesting Quotes
41. Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.
—Albert Einstein
42. Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
—Susan Erz
43. Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
—Pablo Picasso
44. A genius! For 37 years I’ve practised fourteen hours a day, and now they call me a genius!
—Pablo Sarasate
45. There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
—Don Herold
46. The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot.
—Michael Althsuler
47. The little I know I owe to my ignorance.
—Orville Mars
48. The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
—George Bernard Shaw
49. In God we trust; all others bring data.
—Dr. W. Edwards Deming
50. The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
—Mark Twain
51. Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
—Mark Twain
52. My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular.
—Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.
53. Simple, clear purpose and principles give rise to complex and intelligent behavior. Complex rules and regulations give rise to simple and stupid behavior.
—Dee Hock
54. Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.
—Albert Einstein
55. In preparing for battle I have always found that plans are useless, but planning is indispensable.
—Dwight D. Eisenhower
56. The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.
—Niels Bohr
57. Before you go and criticize the younger generation, just remember who raised them.
—Unknown Author
58. Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
—Arthur Schopenhauer
59. It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
—Harry Truman
60. A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
—Martin H. Fischer
2 How to Watch Security Camera Streams on the Internet
Have you ever wanted to see what was going on on the other side of the world? With the following information, you can not only see through the eyes of Big Brother, but sometimes you can even zoom, pan, tilt, capture and save images. This is made possible by CCTV cameras that allow people to access cameras from anywhere in the world through the Internet. If the connection isn't password protected, the camera can be accessed by anyone! It's not as sneaky as it seems, though. You'll probably find that most of the footage is intended to be publicly transmitted, but it's still fascinating to peek into various corners of the world from your computer.
Here are the steps:
Something you can do when you're bored and you want to do something :)
Here are the steps:
1Open up your web browser.
2Go to a search engine of your choice (i.e. Google, Yahoo, etc.), and input any of the search queries listed below.
3After you Google one of these queries, you will see some search results, click on any one of them. Then you will either see a whole bunch of images of a security camera, or the screen of a single camera.
4Depending on the type of camera that you have access to, you may be able to zoom, pan, and tilt the camera to see what you want to. If you cannot pan the camera, check the top of the control panel. If it displays "Locked" the motion controls for the camera have been disabled by the device's administrator.
5Do not try to get onto password protected cameras, as this will not go unnoticed if too many attempts are made. Watch for as long as you want. If these companies wanted them secure, they would be.
- inurl:/view.shtml
- intitle:”Live View / – AXIS” | inurl:view/view.shtml^
- inurl:ViewerFrame?Mode=
- inurl:ViewerFrame?Mode=Refresh
- inurl:axis-cgi/jpg
- inurl:view/index.shtml
- inurl:view/view.shtml
- liveapplet
- intitle:liveapplet
- allintitle:”Network Camera NetworkCamera”
- intitle:axis intitle:”video server”
- intitle:liveapplet inurl:LvAppl
- intitle:”EvoCam” inurl:”webcam.html”
- intitle:”Live View / - AXIS 206M”
- intitle:”Live View / - AXIS 206W”
- intitle:”Live View / - AXIS 210″
- inurl:indexFrame.shtml Axis
- intitle:start inurl:cgistart
- intitle:”WJ-NT104 Main Page”
- intitle:snc-z20 inurl:home/
- intitle:snc-cs3 inurl:home/
- intitle:snc-rz30 inurl:home/
- intitle:”sony network camera snc-p1″
- intitle:”Toshiba Network Camera” user login
- intitle:”i-Catcher Console - Web Monitor”
- inurl:/view.shtml
Something you can do when you're bored and you want to do something :)
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
0 Top Ten from chicogarcia
I always read this blog of chicogarcia (@ http://chicogarcia.wordpress.com/) where I always find his top ten posts more of amusing. And so here is his latest post of his top The Top Ten Signs That Nobody Loves You :
1. Bigyot – If the only text you receive for the day goes: “Your unlimited text service has expired.”
2. Jotho – We have an officemate who we’ll tell to wear pink because everyone else will, then the next day, everyone will be wearing blue.
3. Slitherdude – You post on your blog over and over how happy you are being single, but it doesn’t really matter because no one reads your blog.
4. No name – You bring a big car when you go out of town because you have a lot of imaginary friends.
5. Kyogs – If you invite all your imaginary friends to your birthday party…and nobody attends.
6. Morden/Boknoi/Hellgirl/KatC – If you text all your loved ones that you’re thinking of ending it all, and isa lang ang nag text back, at ang reply: “k”.
7. Dark Passion Play – If you have so many contacts in your phonebook, but none of them have you in theirs.
8. RC & Cess – You’ve been online for years, but you have zero friends of Facebook, zero followers on Twitter, and zero hits on your blog.
9. RKV – My mom didn’t love me. She gave my milk to the cat. It wasn’t even our cat. It was the neighbor’s cat.
10. Gorgeous Bitch – If you’re constantly surrounded by people, but you feel utterly alone.
11. RC & Cess/Heigen – You go from an orphanage straight to a home for the aged.
12. RC & Cess – We have a neighbor who set up 16 fictitious Facebook accounts just so he can have “friends”.
13. RC & Cess – Pag picture-taking, sa iyo lagi ibinibigay ang camera.
14. RC & Cess – Pag outing, mag-isa ka sa cottage good for 4, tapos 7 sila dun sa isa.
15. Whoabanana – You work hard to put food on the table, but each time you get home, they always forget to leave you some.
16. Sasha Purse – You’re on top of a building, threatening to jump. Below, you see your entire family all pointing to a billboard that says: “Nike. Just Do It.”
17. Mr. Perk – When the blueprint of our new house was being layed out, my tatay gave our room assignments, except for me. He forgot about me.
18. Sharkbait – They took years before they finally put a lapida on your grave. And when they finally did, it says: “Keep off the grass”.
19. Babyjen – If a taong grasa sees you and says: “Yuck, go away! Loserrrr!”
20. Dru – You bring all your latest gadgets and still, everyone ignores you. Wala na ngang nagmamahal sa iyo, ang bigat pa ng bag mo.
21. Urduja – You realize that in your solitude, you always clasp your hands together, because it’s the only way you”ll hold hands.
22. Tweety Kikay – Everyone runs to you for help, but when it’s your turn to ask for help, everyone’s “busy”.
23. Greg – You donate to a charity and they refuse your donation and tell you to: “shove it up your ass”.
24. Mr. Perk – Everytime you’re sick, all you ever get is: “O, ano nanamang arte yan?”
25. Sasha Purse – You can’t even say na nilangaw yung party mo, kasi kahit mga langaw, ayaw um-attend.
Well, it's not what you've expected that'll end up at ten, but it's more likely to be collection of people's opinion :)
0 I want a job!
I want to scream. I've been to many exams and interviews but the job offers were to be available at a month or so, and other companies that I think I want to work for a mean time (just because I want to have a freaking job) were offering an employment bond for 2 years! That left me no choice but to ignore it. I don't want any job aside from the company I wish to work for.... 
And now I end up still unemployed :))) And you know, if I want to be stuck in a company, I'll make sure that I get the job I wanted. But I need cash!!! 
And I have to get over with my plans, Hindi ako makamove-on!!! (I can't move on) Gah. I want to work immediately, I want a job so freaking bad. I'm tired of being a bum (or whichever you call it). But at the same time, I want to rest. What I mean is I want to have money but I'm too lazy to work for it. But I don't mean it 
And now I end up still unemployed :))) And you know, if I want to be stuck in a company, I'll make sure that I get the job I wanted. But I need cash!!! And I have to get over with my plans, Hindi ako makamove-on!!! (I can't move on) Gah. I want to work immediately, I want a job so freaking bad. I'm tired of being a bum (or whichever you call it). But at the same time, I want to rest. What I mean is I want to have money but I'm too lazy to work for it. But I don't mean it Joooooooooob???!!! Where art thou???!!! 
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