0 Ten Rules for Being a Human

1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it's yours to keep for the entire period.

2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called, "life."

3. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial, error, and experimentation. The "failed" experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiments that ultimately "work."

4. Lessons are repeated until they are learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it, you can go on to the next lesson.

5. Learning lessons does not end. There's no part of life that doesn't contain its lessons. If you're alive, that means there are still lessons to be learned.

6. "There" is no better a place than "here." When your "there" has become a "here", you will simply obtain another "there" that will again look better than "here."

7. Other people are merely mirrors of you. You cannot love or hate something about another person unless it reflects to you something you love or hate about yourself.

8. What you make of your life is up to you. You have all the tools and resources you need. What you do with them is up to you. The choice is yours.

9. Your answers lie within you. The answers to life's questions lie within you. All you need to do is look, listen, and trust.

10. You will forget all this.

0 Top Ten from chicogarcia

I always read this blog of chicogarcia (@ http://chicogarcia.wordpress.com/) where I always find his top ten posts more of amusing. And so here is his latest post of his top The Top Ten Signs That Nobody Loves You :

1. Bigyot – If the only text you receive for the day goes: “Your unlimited text service has expired.”

2. Jotho – We have an officemate who we’ll tell to wear pink because everyone else will, then the next day, everyone will be wearing blue.

3. Slitherdude – You post on your blog over and over how happy you are being single, but it doesn’t really matter because no one reads your blog.

4. No name – You bring a big car when you go out of town because you have a lot of imaginary friends.

5. Kyogs – If you invite all your imaginary friends to your birthday party…and nobody attends.

6. Morden/Boknoi/Hellgirl/KatC – If you text all your loved ones that you’re thinking of ending it all, and isa lang ang nag text back, at ang reply: “k”.

7. Dark Passion Play – If you have so many contacts in your phonebook, but none of them have you in theirs.

8. RC & Cess – You’ve been online for years, but you have zero friends of Facebook, zero followers on Twitter, and zero hits on your blog.

9. RKV – My mom didn’t love me. She gave my milk to the cat. It wasn’t even our cat. It was the neighbor’s cat.

10. Gorgeous Bitch – If you’re constantly surrounded by people, but you feel utterly alone.

11. RC & Cess/Heigen – You go from an orphanage straight to a home for the aged.

12. RC & Cess – We have a neighbor who set up 16 fictitious Facebook accounts just so he can have “friends”.

13. RC & Cess – Pag picture-taking, sa iyo lagi ibinibigay ang camera.

14. RC & Cess – Pag outing, mag-isa ka sa cottage good for 4, tapos 7 sila dun sa isa.

15. Whoabanana – You work hard to put food on the table, but each time you get home, they always forget to leave you some.

16. Sasha Purse – You’re on top of a building, threatening to jump. Below, you see your entire family all pointing to a billboard that says: “Nike. Just Do It.”

17. Mr. Perk – When the blueprint of our new house was being layed out, my tatay gave our room assignments, except for me. He forgot about me.

18. Sharkbait – They took years before they finally put a lapida on your grave. And when they finally did, it says: “Keep off the grass”.

19. Babyjen – If a taong grasa sees you and says: “Yuck, go away! Loserrrr!”

20. Dru – You bring all your latest gadgets and still, everyone ignores you. Wala na ngang nagmamahal sa iyo, ang bigat pa ng bag mo.

21. Urduja – You realize that in your solitude, you always clasp your hands together, because it’s the only way you”ll hold hands.

22. Tweety Kikay – Everyone runs to you for help, but when it’s your turn to ask for help, everyone’s “busy”.

23. Greg – You donate to a charity and they refuse your donation and tell you to: “shove it up your ass”.

24. Mr. Perk – Everytime you’re sick, all you ever get is: “O, ano nanamang arte yan?”

25. Sasha Purse – You can’t even say na nilangaw yung party mo, kasi kahit mga langaw, ayaw um-attend.

Well, it's not what you've expected that'll end up at ten, but it's more likely to be collection of people's opinion :)